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A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
racer00j:

Face down, ass up…
msxsummer:

I laughed so hard when i was taking a pic of this. Babe was making me a nutella sandwich and while he was grabbing some to put on the bread it looked like a pen*s. how clever. >.<

once u go black! u go nutella
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morningtuesday-deactivated20110: niga!!! wazzzzzzzzzzzzup!? haha

niggaaaa

yoshmuhnosh:

Thermochromatic urinal